pelf-ism is contagious

Moz, who was complaining about doing a lot of memes, tagged me with one. Do you see the irony?! He could be right though, you know, his theory about people with shorter names are more highly likely to be tagged. But since he is sending me a Beijing Panda Bear, I will do the meme *winks*

4 jobs I would stink at:

1. Discipline Master - the students will cry and complain that I am way tooo strict.
2. Garbage collector - because I would end up messing the place even more with my vomit
3. Nurse - because I cannot stand seeing a needle or tube being inserted into anybody
4. Bus driver - because I am very lousy at estimating how long the car boot is, let alone a BUS!

4 nicknames I’m making up for myself:

1. Coolppl - which was supposed to be pronounced as “cool people” because one of my friends thought I was cool.
2. (no more) because I realized my own name sounded nicer than the old-fashioned “Coolppl”.

4 movies I can watch over and over:

No, I don’t watch movies over and over again. I don’t read books over and over again either. Not relevant, I know.

4 alcoholic beverages I enjoy from time to time:

I don’t drink. I can’t drink. Shhh.. Don’t tell anybody OK? *winks*

4 fantastic destinations I would like to go to on vacation before I pass out:

1. Eiffel Tower - because people said it is a must go and I don’t want to be left out.
2. The Great Wall of China - because I heard on the radio that the great wall is becoming unstable and may crumble because st*pid people steal the bricks. Can’t they steal bricks from other places?!
3. Disneyland, USA - because I’ve always fancied Disney cartoons and characters.
4. Switzerland - so that I can get to buy cheap Swatch watches.

4 things I love to do on weekends:

1. Lie in bed reading the papers, with American breakfast served (in bed).
2. Read one of those books that I’d love to read but have no time to do so on weekdays.
3. Go swimming, because it’s been such a long time since I last swam.
4. Miraculously forget about work and laundry.

4 celebrities I would like to go on a big date with:

1. Julian Cheung Chi Lam
2. (no more, see, I’m sooo loyal)

4 objects I could not live without:

1. My phone
2. Contact lens / glasses
3. Err.. Internet..
4. Foundation, compact powder, blusher, lipstick

4 gadgets I do not have, which I would like to have:

Is somebody going to buy me whatever I list down here? If not, it beats the purpose, right? But if you’re one of those who feel really bad for missing my birthday, and would like to buy me something, please contact me, I’d be delighted to hear from you *winks*

4 “poor souls” tagged:

1. Mei Mei - because she doesn’t mind doing it.
2. Felicity - because she’s very stressed, especially now that she’s coming to Kuala Terengganu.
3. Ivan - because I know he wouldn’t miss this meme since he reads blogs every 5 minutes.
4. Merv - because the last time I tagged him, he turned the meme into a hehe.. Hmmph..

I have totally forgotten about the five questions I’ve got from Laksa until I read about other bloggers’ five questions. In fact, I had already written it but it never had the chance to see daylight because I accidentally erased my whole WordPress database.. *smacks forehead*

Anyway, here goes..

1. What qualities in a man turns you on?

Err.. You really want to know this? I mean, you’d be better off getting a copy of CLEO - the magazines are more informative *winks* Anyway, since I requested for it..

I like men who are honest, truthful, faithful and sensitive towards me (this IS about me, right?!). I especially like men who smiles MINUS the bad breath, laughs and is good at communicating, which is basically keeping a conversation going on instead of ending sentences with “You need to study wan meh?” or “Do you know what this is or not?” or “You really think she’s knowledgeable meh?”, you get the flow..

I like men who speaks highly of their parents (and I do NOT mean boasting here) and teachers. It just shows how much respect they have for them. And I like men who smells nice. I dislike men who gossip about other people, especially girls. And no, you do NOT tell me “That girl there is a b*tch” or whatever to that effect.

I hate two-timers, I hate men who think they could get any girl into bed as long as they put enough effort into it. And I hate men who think they’re h*ll of a great person just because they are a little more famous than the ordinary man-on-the-street. I like men who introduce their girlfriends as such, instead of “This is my friend..” What do you mean by “friend”?! But that does not mean that I will tolerate anybody who goes, “Ouh, I got a new Tag Heuer watch for my sweetie pie” or “Tomorrow I’m fetching my love to the hairdresser’s” or “My honey just bought a pink fluffy dress yesterday”. Just use her name. I am sure she has one.

2. Would you ever consider having a lesbian relationship? Even just for experimentation sake..

Err.. Nope. Never thought of it. But if I were to think about it now, it will still be the same, NO.

3. If you could turn back time, what part of your life would you change?

I like this question If I could turn back time, I would quietly sit in the Chinese-medium kindergarten and learn my yi, er, san.. I would not cry and create so much problems for my Mum and an aunt who occassionally dropped by to check on me. I would quietly eat the cakes that were provided for tea-time instead of tearing my exercise book to wrap them up for my sister (you should’ve seen the teacher’s expression when I tore my book)..

4. If you had the power to change the world, what would you change?

First, I would order that all weapons of mass destruction be destroyed. Those weapons do no good to the people who own them as well as to those who do not own them.

Then, I would order all big forces to leave poor countries and let them rule their own countries. The bigger nations are NOT allowed to interfere in smaller countries’ administration and whatnots unless requested.

Then, I would sack all useless politicians who do not care a bit what the rakyat wanted. I would sack all those who talk big but could not produce tangible results. I would sack those politicians who cause more trouble then convenience to the people.

5. If you could choose what gender to be born into this world, would you want to be a guy or remain as a gal? Why?

I would want to be a guy. Because guys need not tolerate cramps. Because guys do NOT go through labour. Because guys do NOT spend a mint on makeups and whatnots.

As per rule 4 � Here are the rules:

The Official Interview Game Rules (copied to be passed on)

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying �interview me.�
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person�s will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

But do me a favour by NOT asking me to interview you, OK? Because I don’t think my jammed-up brains can come up with so many sets of 5 questions *winks* I provided a link to Laksa’s, you may ask him to interview you instead *runs away*