pelf-ism is contagious

OK, now.. Yvy had just reminded me that I was tagged by Cindy more than 2 months ago and I had yet to complete the meme. So yeah, here’s how it goes:

1. Go to PopCulture.
2. On the left column, pick the year you turned 18 years old.
3. Get nostalgic over the songs *gulps*
4. Write about the songs.
5. Pass this to 5 other friends.

I was 18 in 1999..

… And the 15 chart-topping songs in 1999 were (my comments are italicized):

1. I’m Your Angel by R. Kelly and Celine Dion
   I just love how they sang this song.. So… Mesmerizing! I remember singing this over and again at the back of my head
2. Have You Ever by Brandy
   Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry..?
3. Baby, One More Time by Britney Spears
   Aww.. This was at a time when Britney Spears was still “climbing the ladder”. She and her dance moves..
4. Angel of Mine by Monica
   This was one of my all-time favourites!
5. Believe by Cher
   I don’t quite like Cher because of her techno music, like this particular song.
6. No Scrubs by TLC
   I’ve heard this on radio, but I don’t seem to have anything to say about it..
7. Livin’ La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin
   Aiyoh.. This was a HOT song back then. Every now and then the radio station that I was listening to played it
8. If You Had My Love by Jennifer Lopez
   And yeah, this was at a time when J-Lo hasn’t insured her a$$
9. Bills, Bills, Bills by Destiny’s Child
   Bills?! No, I don’t think I’ve heard of this..
10. Wild Wild West by Will Smith
    I don’t remember hearing this song on the radio! Where was I?!
11. Ginie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera
    Err.. I’d say that I wasn’t a fan of Christina. Not now either.
12. Bailamos by Enrique Iglesias
    Who can forget Bailamos?! It’s still very much a hit today compared to some other songs on this list..!
13. Unpretty by TLC
    The first time I heard this on the radio, I thought the song title was “I’m Pretty”. And I was like, “OK, I’m pretty.”
14. Heartbreaker by Mariah Carey
    Mariah Carey is one of my all-time favourite. I particularly love her “All I Want For Christmas Is You” album..
15. Smooth by Santana
    Err.. Another “I-don’t-remember-listening-to” song.

I remember I started listening to the radio when … Waitaminute, I think I blogged about it before. Here it is. And well, I’m not going to tag anybody. But feel free to pick it up if/when you have what they call “writer’s block”

Seriously, I wouldn’t have taken up this meme if it wasn’t because of her offer. She said she’ll do me if I do her. Well, OK… *rolls eyes*

And she said, “At least try to be honest lar..” so OK la, I’ll try to be honest la *winks*

1. Ever been to a strip club?
   Ei, where got strip club here in Terengganu? And before I came here, I was still a minor ma
2. Ever been to a bar?
   Ooo, this one, yes. Once. Hhahaa
3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
   No, I wasn’t the one “kicked out”. The person whom I was going to the bar with was, because he had a can of don’t know what beer in his hand.
4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
   Reputation aside, I don’t drink. So I will never be “so drunk” la
5. Kissed someone of the same sex as you?
   Yee.. I always kiss my Mum and cutie pie sister. Wei, they don’t pee standing, OK? So they’re the same sex la
6. Thrown up from drinking too much?
   See #4.
7. Had sex in a car?
   Yes. We were so “rocking the car” that a few passers-by stopped to watch.
8. Had sex in a park?
   Yes. In the middle of kids running and playing and shouting.
9. Had sex in a cinema?
   Yes. Guess what we were watching? Titanic!
10. Had sex in a bathroom?
    Yes. In the bathtub.
11. Had sex at work?
    Yes. In the pantry.
12. Have you ever been in an �adult� store?
    “Adult stores” refer to shops that sell adult toys and rubbers, right? Yes, there’s one in MidValley! Uppermost floor!
13. Bought something from an �adult� store?
    Ahh…? What’s an “adult store”?? *rolls eyes*
14. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
    Yes, everyone of my male-friends.
15. Have you ever had a threesome?
    Yea, all the time. My Mum, my sister and I stayed together since God-knows-when. Threesome is good
16. Are your breasts real?
    I wished they were bigger, but yea, they’re real.
17. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
    Aiyo.. I’ve never kissed a stranger, but a stranger kissed me!! I was about 9 years old, and was waiting for reunion dinner to be served. Then all of a sudden, a crazy old woman came into my Grandpa’s shop and walked towards me and kissed me. Guess what I did? I cried la! Muahahah
18. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
    Ei, how do I take pictures when bullying my sister?
19. Ever had oral sex in a nightclub?
    Yes. Right in the middle of the dance floor. Wei, nightclubs have dance floors, right?
20. Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace?
    What’s Myspace?

Now, here’s the fun part.

The first person who can identify my lies from the list above will get a post specially dedicated to him/her here in my blog. I know la, I’m not very popular to be the one giving you a pimp, but give me a chance la, OK? So now I gotta go learn from my sister how to properly write a proper review

Edrei sent me this picture quite some time ago, I think it was before I left for Ipoh for Chinese New Year. I starred it and guess what? Yes, the email gets buried under other emails and the absent-minded me actually forgotten about it!

And on a WARM DAY like this, I thank God for ice creams *smiles* But no, NOT turtle ice cream!!