I have totally forgotten about the five questions I’ve got from Laksa until I read about other bloggers’ five questions. In fact, I had already written it but it never had the chance to see daylight because I accidentally erased my whole WordPress database.. *smacks forehead*

Anyway, here goes..

1. What qualities in a man turns you on?

Err.. You really want to know this? I mean, you’d be better off getting a copy of CLEO – the magazines are more informative *winks* Anyway, since I requested for it..

I like men who are honest, truthful, faithful and sensitive towards me (this IS about me, right?!). I especially like men who smiles MINUS the bad breath, laughs and is good at communicating, which is basically keeping a conversation going on instead of ending sentences with “You need to study wan meh?” or “Do you know what this is or not?” or “You really think she’s knowledgeable meh?”, you get the flow..

I like men who speaks highly of their parents (and I do NOT mean boasting here) and teachers. It just shows how much respect they have for them. And I like men who smells nice. I dislike men who gossip about other people, especially girls. And no, you do NOT tell me “That girl there is a b*tch” or whatever to that effect.

I hate two-timers, I hate men who think they could get any girl into bed as long as they put enough effort into it. And I hate men who think they’re h*ll of a great person just because they are a little more famous than the ordinary man-on-the-street. I like men who introduce their girlfriends as such, instead of “This is my friend..” What do you mean by “friend”?! But that does not mean that I will tolerate anybody who goes, “Ouh, I got a new Tag Heuer watch for my sweetie pie” or “Tomorrow I’m fetching my love to the hairdresser’s” or “My honey just bought a pink fluffy dress yesterday”. Just use her name. I am sure she has one.

2. Would you ever consider having a lesbian relationship? Even just for experimentation sake..

Err.. Nope. Never thought of it. But if I were to think about it now, it will still be the same, NO.

3. If you could turn back time, what part of your life would you change?

I like this question :) If I could turn back time, I would quietly sit in the Chinese-medium kindergarten and learn my yi, er, san.. I would not cry and create so much problems for my Mum and an aunt who occassionally dropped by to check on me. I would quietly eat the cakes that were provided for tea-time instead of tearing my exercise book to wrap them up for my sister (you should’ve seen the teacher’s expression when I tore my book)..

4. If you had the power to change the world, what would you change?

First, I would order that all weapons of mass destruction be destroyed. Those weapons do no good to the people who own them as well as to those who do not own them.

Then, I would order all big forces to leave poor countries and let them rule their own countries. The bigger nations are NOT allowed to interfere in smaller countries’ administration and whatnots unless requested.

Then, I would sack all useless politicians who do not care a bit what the rakyat wanted. I would sack all those who talk big but could not produce tangible results. I would sack those politicians who cause more trouble then convenience to the people.

5. If you could choose what gender to be born into this world, would you want to be a guy or remain as a gal? Why?

I would want to be a guy. Because guys need not tolerate cramps. Because guys do NOT go through labour. Because guys do NOT spend a mint on makeups and whatnots.

As per rule 4 … Here are the rules:

The Official Interview Game Rules (copied to be passed on)

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying “interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions – each person’s will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

But do me a favour by NOT asking me to interview you, OK? Because I don’t think my jammed-up brains can come up with so many sets of 5 questions *winks* I provided a link to Laksa’s, you may ask him to interview you instead *runs away*