You have the ingredients. You have the recipe. What more could you ask for? Some trurtle (read: turtle) meat, perhaps?
*Picture courtesy of pelfychen*
Let’s make some pasta! You’ve probably got some pots and pans that could do the job, but you’ll find your pasta tastier with trurtlemeatballs. Its slimy single-layered skin is good for your skin, especially when you’re staying in a hot country like Malaysia!
Unlike the fish, the moment you cook and eat it, nothing is left, but trurtles are different. The minute you chop off its head and legs and dig the internal organs for trurtlesoup, you can then use the trurtleshell as a (1) bowl to put the trurtlesoup, (2) plate to put the trutlemeatballs, (3) an ashtray, or (4) as a souvenir. There are 101 ways to make full use of the trurtleshell - and all these are all up to your creativity.
So, what are you waiting for? Order trurtles at: trurtlemeatballs@trurtlemeat.com
**The above advertisement is solely created by pelfychen. No trurtles were harmed in the process of making trurtlemeatballs**
See the rationale behind this post in Say NO to turtle exploitation!
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ur cheh cheh not gonna kill you ah?
EJ: What do you think leh..?!
Mei Mei: WHAT TRURTLEMEATBALL SOUP??! *whoa* BTW, the terrapin is so thin la, like you when you were a baby, kakakkaaka..
No turtle soup! When I lived in Italy we would often find meatballs made out of horsemeat - the traditional meat for a certain kind of meatball. I admit, I’m desensitized about eating chicken - but no horses, no turtles, and certainly no baby things…
Is that turtle dead? I’m so sorry if that tiny creature is dead…
Emmanuel: Err…. For turtle’s sake, yes! She’ll kill me for playing with her turtle.
Jie: Skinybonyturtle! haha!!
Superkimbo: Yea! No turtle soup!! Turtle rocks!
ColourfulWorld: It was alive when I took the picture. The only way to make it stay where it was to make it turn-turtle. Or else, it will ‘chase’ me! Wuakkaa!
poor turtle..*sobs*
ohhh…poor turtle…i don’t think i can ever eat a turtle soup…sorry but i just felt so bad when u described what to make use of them…all i could think of is poor turtle
I used to have a pet turtle, so I’m afraid I’m out. Still, I love your blog: you write with such honor and grace.
BTW, I followed your link home from Roxanne’s (SRP/Melange) site, and I look forward to reading more. I hope you’ll pop by my site and say hi as well.
All the best,
Carmi
http://writteninc.blogspot.com/
LOL. Pelf, shoot your turtle with Beta rays, maybe it’ll morph to TMNT
Wahaha, river terrapins + beta rays = TMNT?
Nice attempt, why not try a combination of alpha, beta and gamma rays? =p
Somehow.. the above post sounds kinda sarcastic.
Yeah to Turtle Soup!
In fact other dead animals are great too!
Like dead politicians (of Hyena species) can bring about faster development & improved local govt efficiency in your township. See what happened to Ijok and Machap. Just dont make soup out of the dead politician, because they stink.